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What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at
(Source: esoteric-surgery, via mattg124)
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.
(via kisses-and-gay-love)
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski, via kisses-and-gay-love)
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :) <3
I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.
(via kisses-and-gay-love)
♡ calm and pretty blog that always follows back similars ♡
(Source: mountvision, via art-and-otherstuff)
is motivation real? has anyone actually seen it
(via a-walking-potato)
