May 2013
114 posts
Fact
art-and-otherstuff:
In a short period of ten years Van Gogh made approximately 900 paintings.
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh without actually laughing
gumiappendsweet:
my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
netflixer:
im full of bad jokes and anger
grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
me: not in this economy
allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
“I feel all shadows of the universe multiplied deep inside my skin.”
– Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry dated 5 November 1931 (via purityplease)
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
dampsandwich:
even my imaginary friend bullies me
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
targeryan:
mahanaibu-eebowai:
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world of
childrapist666:
one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican
petparent:
Please tag your opinions as wrong
